You Might Be a Disabled Mom if...

There are so many common experiences for every mother, but there are a few that I find myself giggling about because of their unique circumstances.

• You've burned your lap bringing dinner to the table.

• Sometimes it is safer for the 3 year old to carry something than Mommy depending on terrain.
• You've ever balanced on one leg/one crutch/up a step on wheels while your kid spotted you.
• You take your little one to more of your doctor's appointments than their own.
• You were excited when your child could help you put your shoes on.
• You've tossed imaginary objects (keys, potions, jewels) to the jungle gym from the playground bench
• You fall down just as much as as your toddler.
• You were surprised how quickly your kid was better at walking than you are.
• You've bent over to pick up a toy and rolled over your own foot.
• You've been tangled wheelchair around laptop cord, purse around crutch handle, foot through cord and simultaneously ripped something from the wall/dumpped something while hitting the deck.
• You clean to gain passage through a room rather than for tidiness
• Your kid is the only kid on the playground who gets hurts, gets up and comes to Mommy before she cries
• Your kid has left you stranded by running away with your means of transportation (Usually while you're on the toilet or in bed).
• Your kid thinks Mommy's picture is all over the parking lots
• If you're skilled at pushing something on wheels while you yourself are on wheels
• Your kids can literally push you around!
• Your kid squeals with glee at the novelty of being given permission to climb a flight of stairs in a public building rather than ride the elevator again
• Your child learned to walk on your walker

I know there's more...help me out disabled parents