Conversations With Cute: the Hits Keep on Comming

Riley comes out of the bathroom in my novelty shower cap
Look it's like an umbrella for your head when you have a fancy hairstyle

At the store
I'm going to the bar!
The bar?
The balls!!
Runs over
Time to go
I'll see you later balls

Does cat in the hat rhyme?
Yes
(several other word pairs until she starts the nonsense ones)
Does Donk Wonk rhyme?
Wonk? What's a wonk
(without missing a beat)
It's a kind of fancy hat made from a lilly pad
Wow, Riley that is the weirdest thing you've ever said

Gets away from me in the parking lot
Here you are mom! (nowhere near me)
What? get over here!
You're over there mom. (pointing to the space in front of us)
What are you talking about?
Your picture, Mommy. On that blue square!
Oh! (Disabled parking symbol equals Mommy)

Time for bed Riley
Ok, but dad we moved...we operated my nighties into the frog bin. We operated them out of the dresser.
Ok, bed.
But I'm making drowsy!
What? Do you know what that means?
No
Drowsy means sleepy
Oh, Mommy's drowsy
True
You're just drowsy Mom!

At the Playground:
(swinging from the bar over the top of the slide like a monkey)
Are you going to slide down?
I can't! It would kill my head off!

Helping us garden Riley gets whiny.
Riley that's enough, be a helper.
I can't! I'm too tired.
Ok, then let's go in and have a nap.
No! I'll help.
Good.
(Several minutes go by, she's fussing again)
I want to go in.
Oh?
I want to go in. I suppose I could take a little nap.

Grandma, it's Tinkerbell's birthday! Let's go shopping and get her some handy downs at Target!

And from Big Brother:
Isaac are you going to fast forward? Or all we watching ALL the previews?
I was watching them...ok. Oh, I can't it says it's Fah-buyed-in.
What?
Operation Fah-buyed-in.
(Laughing)Forbidden buddy.

Putting away dishes
(holds up the baster) Mom, where does the giant eyedropper go?