Shall we? Shall we, Mom? (long pause)Miss Frizzle says shall we.
Santa brought the kids the complete Magic School Bus series on DVD. Both kids are HUGE fans.
I was reading Riley a bedtime story: Barbie's Perfect Christmas.
Me (reading):"The girls sang together. They didn't fight anymore."
Riley: What do the boys do? (pause) Do they fight for China?
I laughed so hard I teared up. I think I've mentioned before that's she's a big Mulan fan.
Me: Riley pick up your shoes
Riley: (Without missing a beat):Do I have to? Who made up THAT rule?
Mom, I have to go the potty
Ok, go
It's driving me nuts
Having to go potty?
Mo-om! It's driving me UP a Wall!
Apparently, she and Daddy discussed what would happen if Roo fell asleep on the potty and they concluded she would get cold and dream that penguins were licking her bottom. I didn't know any of that had taken place when I walked into the bathroom and she yelled:
Mom, penguins won't lick my butt.
Me: Why is that woman running down the road right next to the jogging path?!?
Riley: Are you mad, Mommy?
Me: Well, it's not very smart. She could get hurt.
Riley: Mom, that lady is a...Bum in the tuchus!
Me to Mike: Check and see if you have the address on your Facebook
Mike: Ok, but I know it's on yours
Riley:(Singing & Dancing) Your Facebook or My Facebook! (on repeat)
After leaving the grocery store with a new pink ball.
Riley: I told the lady thank you! She let me borrow this pink ball
Me: No she sold Mommy and Daddy that ball for $2.
Riley: Oh! I got this ball for TWO DOLLARS!!! (with Christmas morning level enthusiasm)
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