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The Bylaws of the Toddler Union (strictly enforced).

1) NEVER under any circumstances continue doing what you were doing when Mommy/Daddy/Grandma ran for the camera once the camera is out. (see fees and citations section for related penalties)
a)If adults are trying to take pictures of you and another toddler at no time should you both/all look in the direction of the camera. If you have no choice, but to look at the camera it is permissible so long as at no time both/all toddlers are smiling. At least one toddler in tears is preferred, but if a costumed character is involved it is required.
2)If a room is being vacuumed (or otherwise cleaned) it is your sworn duty to return the room to it's original state of messiness as quick as possible by any means necessary (ideally before the room's cleaning has been completed).
a)If you visit a home that is not baby proofed it is your solemn duty to immediately find the most dangerous thing in the house right away.
3)If you achieve a milestone at home under no circumstances should you repeat the word/action in front of other adults for at least a calendar month.
4)If adults seem very busy preparing for an event/company/date night make sure to slow them down as much as possible and make them rethink their decision. Never forgot our motto "Let an adult's task never go uninterrupted."
5)If at anytime you find you have behaved/eaten/slept well for a period of three moths or longer you must change your patterns for a period of no less the seventy two hours.

Did I miss any? Leave any toddler union rules I've forgotten in the comments.